tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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