OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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