WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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