After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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