Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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