I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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