Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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