i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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