On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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