my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
