You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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