i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
