whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
third nipple confirmed
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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