omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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