Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
