The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
