Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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