Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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