is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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