Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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