so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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