HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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