Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
