North Korea, Best Korea!
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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