12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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