She said her name was "party"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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