If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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