he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The Olympian is in my bed
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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