Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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