are you so shy because you have an std?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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