we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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