my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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