Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
