I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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