I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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