he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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