I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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