I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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