Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Randomize
