why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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