oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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