Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
i need to put some appletini on your dick
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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