In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you traded sex for a burrito?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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