we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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