I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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