ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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