She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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