i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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