12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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