i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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