there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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