I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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