People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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