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Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
