How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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