So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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