Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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