He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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